Joan Jett, eat yer heart out
I’ve a new story in Black Heart Magazine’s Noir issue, edited by Jailbreakin’ Jimmy Callaway and featuring Daniel B. O’Shea, Cameron Ashley, AJ Hayes, Jonathan Woods, Nik Korpon, Chris Deal, Alexander Kraft, Chris Benton, Kieran, Garnett, Keith Rawson, among many others. And it’s only $2.99! Download it already. Here is a teaser from my story:
Monkey in a Barrel
By R. Narvaez
A NAKED WOMAN with a gun can be a lot less interesting than you’d think. When the gun is pointed at you. And when the lady in question — as lovely as she is with high, pointed breasts, razor-sharp hipbones, and knee dimples cuter than Minnie Mouse — has killed twice before, without pause, without guilt.
“I like you, Kempe,” she said, not getting any closer, but getting slightly colder, it seemed.
“This is sad to me.”
“I’m not exactly doing cartwheels about it myself.”
“You’re a waste of good material.”
“Sure. Like an ugly blonde.”
