Category Archives: Eat Me

Question: What do you call a fish without eyes? Answer: Fsh. Trust me, it’s a lot funnier if you say it out loud and you’re a little buzzed. Yeah, we all gotta eat healthy once in a while; you can’t … Continue reading →

I went to a Superbowl party yesterday. Not my first one ever, but maybe the first where I actually paid attention to the game. I mean, I don’t understand why people get so riled up and turn sports into a … Continue reading →

I was visiting my friends C—— and E— in PA and after a several bottles of wine we moved all the way from the kitchen table and the empty glasses to the cooking area, a distance of about seven feet, … Continue reading →

I had an idea to write a cookbook for Han Solos like myself. Tasty, easy-to-make, single-portion meals. To go with the ennui and the DVDs of Stargate SG-1. Of course there are a thousand of these books out already. So … Continue reading →

I have a problem with turkey grease. This is why I do not dress up too nicely when I visit my mom for Thanksgiving. I am the one who carves the turkey–which I do before we bring it to the … Continue reading →

I had a very healthy weekend, no binging, but rather jogging, no cheeseburger deluxes, but rather a large amount of salads. I felt all in all like a rabbit, but in a good way. However, come Monday at lunch I … Continue reading →