Nuyorican Obituary » Asinine http://richienarvaez.com THE WORD ON THE STREET ABOUT THAT R. NARVAEZ GUY Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:49:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 July Issue of AsininePoetry.com Is Up http://richienarvaez.com/2010/07/01/july-issue-of-asininepoetry-com-is-up/ http://richienarvaez.com/2010/07/01/july-issue-of-asininepoetry-com-is-up/#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:08:58 +0000 admin http://richienarvaez.com/?p=503 Continue reading →]]> poems
Folding Laundry on a Summer Evening by Laura K. Deal (after Frost)
Walter Edgewater and His Subjects by Kevin Shea
Hal-Ku No. 16 by Hal Sirowitz
A Hopeless Situation by Albert Van Hoogmoed
Don’t Listen to Polonius by Heather Dubrow
no movie u have ever seen,obvs ever by g.g. trollings (after e.e. cummings)
At the Roxy by Gary Lehmann
Bibliateka by Marc Carver
The 100-Light-Year-High Club by Scott Emmons
Baking with Wine by Suet Go

prose (newly EXPANDED)
Will the Rainbow Be Connected? Never! by Adam Bulger
For the Love of Neurotics by Daniel Thomas Moran
A Perfect Day for Monkeyfish by Creeley Piker

classic asinine
A Bubble by Ambrose G. Bierce

]]> http://richienarvaez.com/2010/07/01/july-issue-of-asininepoetry-com-is-up/feed/ 0 I Like Asinine in June. How about You? http://richienarvaez.com/2010/06/08/i-like-asinine-in-june-how-about-you/ http://richienarvaez.com/2010/06/08/i-like-asinine-in-june-how-about-you/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:54:37 +0000 admin http://richienarvaez.com/?p=474 Continue reading →]]> The June 2010 issue is up:

poems
Band of Lovers by Scott Emmons
Summer with Wine by Suet Go
Hal-Ku No. 15 by Hal Sirowitz
Uncanny by Paul Hostovsky
Oil Spill in Margaritaville by Albert Van Hoogmoed
Like Father, Like Jupiter by V.S. Frimmit
A Letter to My Gastroenterologist by Heather Dubrow
Gravy Train by Marc Carver
Sick Refrigerator by Jekwu Anyaegbuna
We Real Nerdy by Myrriah Hopkins

prose
The Chupacabra’s Charming Roadside Cuchifrito Cafe by Raul Chuletas

classic asinine
A Drink with Something in It by Ogden Nash

]]> http://richienarvaez.com/2010/06/08/i-like-asinine-in-june-how-about-you/feed/ 0 National Asinine Poetry Month http://richienarvaez.com/2010/04/01/national-asinine-poetry-month/ http://richienarvaez.com/2010/04/01/national-asinine-poetry-month/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 03:15:30 +0000 admin http://richienarvaez.com/?p=437 Continue reading →]]> Here’s the latest from AsininePoetry.com:
Typo Collection by George Spencer
Save the White Tiger by Raul Chuletas
Tea Party in Drag by Kat Wopat
Ode to a Hipster Girl I Saw on the Train by Steve Blackburn
The Earth Moved, and I with It by Jessica L. Kleinman
Hal-Ku No. 14 by Hal Sirowitz
The Way of the Master by Suet Go
Midnight Love by Holly Day
Reading the Entrails of Boy Scouts by Ryan Quinn Flanagan
Short Poem 4 Beautiful Colleagues by Carlos Hiraldo

prose
On Cell Phones on Queues by V.S. Frimmit
Welcome to America: The Bag by Marina Rubin

classic asinine
Ah, Are You Digging On My Grave? by Thomas Hardy

Then of course, there’s the podcast:
Episode 72: Clash of the Asinine!

]]> http://richienarvaez.com/2010/04/01/national-asinine-poetry-month/feed/ 0 One Day with a Digital Video Camera in Brooklyn http://richienarvaez.com/2010/03/31/one-day-with-a-digital-video-camera-in-brooklyn/ http://richienarvaez.com/2010/03/31/one-day-with-a-digital-video-camera-in-brooklyn/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 03:30:28 +0000 admin http://richienarvaez.com/?p=441 What three hours on the MTA and two bottles of wine while editing will get you. This was based on a podcast I did with my pal P-Woody. That bongo playing? That’s mine!

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IN THE MARCH ISSUE OF ASININEPOETRY.COM: Vague references to St. Patrick’s day gingerly tie together this issue’s offers.

poems

An Irish Lad Named O’Bama by Glenna Sweeney
Tiger in the Woodshed by Rick Blum
Hal-Ku No. 13 by Hal Sirowitz
The Girls of Vancouver 2010 by Daniel Thomas Moran
Rushmore Plus 2 by Ryan Quinn Flanagan
Cat Tips by Euretha Maki
I Favor Three-Toed Sloths by Richard Peake
Ring a Ding Ding by Richie Narvaez
Zen by Carlos Hiraldo
He Will Never Get It by Alex Galper

prose
Corporate Gag Gift by Marybeth Niederkorn, Poet Extraordinaire

classic asinine
Stella’s Birthday March 13, 1719 by Jonathan Swift

]]> http://richienarvaez.com/2010/03/04/asinine-marches-on/feed/ 0 Introducing Asinine Poetry 2.0 http://richienarvaez.com/2010/01/02/introducing-asinine-poetry-2-0/ http://richienarvaez.com/2010/01/02/introducing-asinine-poetry-2-0/#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:56:57 +0000 admin http://richienarvaez.com/?p=389 Continue reading →]]> 2010: The year we make contact

2010: The year we make contact

After many, many meetings in bars, we finally sobered up and launched the reincarnation of Asinine Poetry. The first issue went up precisely at 12:00 a.m., January 1, 2010.

poems
Year-View Mirror: The Year 2009 in Rhyme by Scott Emmons
When YOU Die by Colonel Drunky Bob
On the Death of Arnold Stang by ern modern
Dark Matters by Roger Unrequited
Haunted Toilet 2 by Elizabeth Swados
Nancy Grace by Albert Van Hoogmoed
Lunch by Bill Jansen
The Charge for the Purchase You Made by Jon Wesick
Bob Balaban and the Taliban by Gordon Stanley
Politiku #1 and #2 by Michael Ceraolo

prose
Letter from My Girlfriend Who Works in Marketing by Steve Blackburn

classic asinine
Hymn to the Belly by Ben Jonson

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New issue for December 2009.

“Asinine Christmas Poem No. 6” by Fenway Parker
“Up on the Rooftop” by Albert Van Hoogmoed
“An Obsessive-Compulsive’s Christmas Tree Decorating Guide” by Eileen Budd
“Winter Asides” by Jessica L. Kleinman
“Hold That, Tiger!” by Scott Emmons
“A Recent Study” by Katharine Showalter
“Gender Wars” by Graham Everett
“Mean Old Buzzard Song” by Russ Brickey
“The Man Who Saved the Whole Country” by Gary Lehmann
“Do You Have a Kindle ” by Gregory Lawrence Stewart
“for a literary agent” by James Fabris

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