Category Archives: Advertising

Let’s Put on a Show

This weekend, coworkers at the job got together to film short little movies, sample commercials for some project. I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention. I was asked to act in one scene, playing a rebellious employee. Of the 552 … Continue reading

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Present This

At my new job I have of late been re-initiated into the dreaded process called The Client Presentation. You gather in a room with The Clients — here, they look like people who’ve stepped out of a Lifetime movie. Then … Continue reading

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Things I Learned in Advertising This Week

People decide on whether they trust a public speaker within four seconds. The seats at fast food restaurants like McDonald’s are designed to be uncomfortable and numb your ass within 7 minutes, so that you won’t linger. At Starbuck’s, they … Continue reading

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Lingua Advertisingica

Sojourning in the world of advertising is much like being dropped in a foreign country and trying to learn the local language, the lingo, the argot. You sit quietly for long periods, staring at the natives, watching their mouths move, … Continue reading

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The World of Advertising

My fourth day in the world of advertising. I had imagined, perhaps as many of you have, that the world of advertising, the big corporate for-profit world of advertising, was much like it has been presented in the movies or … Continue reading

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