Our February issue is up, with a logo rejiggered by Ern especially for the month.

poems
Asinine Valentine No. 24 by Fenway Parker*
Sign of the Times by Scott Emmons
The Dance of Halitosis by John Muth
Divorced White Female Seeking Someone Else by Robin Blackburn
Judge Judy by Marc Carver
Word Count by Dale Wisely
Leda and the Swan by Ryan Webb
When Spontaneous Love Poems Go Bad by Robin Archbold

prose
Dolled Up by Marybeth Niederkorn, Poet Extraordinaire
Online Dating: Rejection Slips by Ed Kornfeld*
Happy Valentine’s Day, Bitch by Bernie Keating

classic asinine
The Lugubrious Whing-Whang by James Whitcomb Riley