Read the October 2009 issue of AsininePoetry.com.
“The Dog with A Muddy Bottom” by Hal Sirowitz
“Asinine Halloween Poem No. 3” by Fenway Parker
“Williamsburg, Brooklyn” by Aardvark Bascombe
“She Cried Herpes” by Barry Secretagent
“My Friend Stephen Turned Himself into this Title” by Chrissy Rye-Rye
“Snorkeling in the Tub” by Albert Van Hoogmoed
“Nekkid Snails” by Chrissie Faupel
“Enchanted” by Gerald So
“Leaves of Leaves” by Richie Narvaez
“Dear Stoney: A Subtle Rebuttal” by Dana Esau Larsen
Also, check out the asinine prose contest entry that came in second:
”A Woman and Her Secrets” by Ed Kornfeld