Per the recent epidemic of star deaths, the latest issue of AsininePoetry.com contains the obligatory commentary you’ve come to know and mildly kind of like, just a little:
“The Call from on High for Ed McMahon” by Mal Torme
“Bernie Madoff’s Blues” by Daniel Thomas Moran
“Poster Girl” by Catty Marlboro
“La Belle Dame Avec Pénis” by Michael J. Bayer
“Oh, To Be a Governor!” by Kat Wopat
“Billy Mays Eulogizes Farrah, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon” by Gordon Stanley
“Summery Haiku Quintet” by Stoney Emshwiller
“My Ex-Boyfriend Mike (Performed as Variations)” by Meg Johnson
“Out Here # 2” by Mr. K
“Gay Pride always Begins in the South End” by Daniel Thomas Moran
“If Everyone Does It” by Matt Dennie
Listen to the bizarre accompanying podcast: Episode 57: “Asinine Poetry and the Dead Celebs.”