Center of Missouri

Center CoverJust received my author’s copy of Center: A Journal of Literary Arts! For you fleet-footed fans, my essay “Why I Hate Florida” is on page 183. You can gander at a PDF of the first page online, but otherwise please ask for it a your local litry establishment, if there any left in your ‘hood, or go to the Center site and order up a thousand copies. You can ask for it at Dunkin’ Donuts, but they’ll just look at you funny. For those of you who are hard up or lazy or maybe too hungover to move from the couch because of all that vodka you drank last night and you’re just lying there teasing the cat with the laser pointer but are still interested in reading the essay, I can send you a xeroxed copy.

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6 Responses to Center of Missouri

  1. josschmoe says:

    I always wondered whether PDF was the brother of PDQ.

  2. josschmoe says:

    And how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

    The world may never know.

  3. RNz says:

    If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s a smart owl.

  4. mb says:

    Arg! The tease of a wonderful first page! Then again, I have a soft spot for stories about fathers. And magazines that support the efforts of friends. Not just mine, either. All kinds of people’s friends.

  5. ChrisYardley says:

    Still my favorite of all time…
    http://www.target-rock.com/churchsign/

    love your space rich…. ~c

  6. ChrisYardley says:

    wow – i am so out of touch – that previous post was meant for the more current thread. Since you don’t seem to have a serious problem with an over abundance of comments, I will re-post at that thread. Aren’t you happy you showed me this link? ~c

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