Co-worker: “Oh, I’m married.”
Me: “That’s so sad.”
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Me: “Whoa! Is that blouse see-through?”
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Me: “Isn’t this whole concept a little silly?”
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Supervisor: “Are you going to the client presentation?”
Me: “Honestly, I’d rather stay here and play Scrabulous.”
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Me: “You are the best delivery manager I have ever met in your whole cubicle.”
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Cubicle Neighbor: “What’s a good cure for grumpiness?”
Me: “Masturbation.”
Poker banter:
A guy in a wheelchair just wins a pot and says, “I just bluffed you out of the pot.”
The guy who lost goes, “Stand up and say that.”
Offices are breeding grounds for inappropriation. Also disease.
Oh boy – I can’t even begin here….
Circa, Bear Stearns, 1992 (JC in the room) “what are you fucked?”
and many more. Glad that time of my life is over… maybe that’s why? whew.
hehe
~c