More Work Poems

Meetings SuckBANNER AD POEM NO. 1
EARN A FREE
Get What You
Need No
Go Where
You Want
Go ROUND-TRIP
Spend $1,000
Earn, No, APPLY
Now annual fee
Earn one,
Spend $1,000
for one
domestic
— a savings
Limited
Rewards
NOW
APPLY

MEETING POEM NO. 3
I am thinking of the user
We have to bucket them
We can bucket them and even before
we get to this point we
can talk about that
some other
That’s a big discussion
I’m thinking of the user
We were talking about
when we segment them
That’s when we come in
with the YOU-I
It’s not as high as high
Because high-high
Lives with the story
We can’t design
All of it now
I understand
Let’s keep
Going
We’ll just talk to it
We’re not showing them visuals
We won’t know until
We do a YOU-I
Maybe we should
Maybe we should take this
offline

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One Response to More Work Poems

  1. josschmoe says:

    Whatever happened to the Optima card? Bring it back. It was cool.

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