Here, the Office Gorn is impelling me to write. He has meanwhile confiscated any raw materials from which I could have made a crude but effective weapon. And so I wrote. If I did well, he said, he would buy me a beer.
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“I know. You can construct a weapon. Look around … see if you can form a rudimentary lathe!” — Guy aka Crewman Six
“Find out what its motivation is.”
“It’s a rock monster! It doesn’t have any motivation.”
“See, Jason you were never serious about the craft!”
Galaxy Quest – Jason vs. the rock monster