Monthly Archives: March 2008

More Work Poems

Posted on March 26, 2008 by RNz

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Let’s Put on a Show

Posted on March 23, 2008 by RNz

This weekend, coworkers at the job got together to film short little movies, sample commercials for some project. I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention. I was asked to act in one scene, playing a rebellious employee. Of the 552 … Continue reading →

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Hip Easter Miracle

Posted on March 23, 2008 by RNz

There is a Frenchman in the cubicle next to mine, nice guy, accent, brings in some good wine and cheese sometimes. And he has this lava lamp. Size: grande. One day, for no reason I could understand, the image of … Continue reading →

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Saturday in the Office with the Gorn

Posted on March 8, 2008 by RNz

Here, the Office Gorn is impelling me to write. He has meanwhile confiscated any raw materials from which I could have made a crude but effective weapon. And so I wrote. If I did well, he said, he would buy … Continue reading →

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News from the front

Posted on March 8, 2008 by RNz

What the hell have I been up to?! Well, nothing for a while, and believe me I was desperate to put a new post up ASAP because I was just as tired as you are of my hippy picture down … Continue reading →

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