Asinine Erotica

AsininePoetry.com fans out there–and I know who you are, both of you–will no doubt have noticed we announced the winners of the Asinine Poetry Erotic Poetry Contest. We were very lucky to swing judges with papers: Michelle Herrera Mulligan, writer and editor of Juicy Mangos: Erotica Collection (Atria, 2007); Dr. Daniel Thomas Moran, former poet laureate of Suffolk County; and Lainie Speiser, author of Threesomes: For Couples Who Want to Know More (Quiver, 2007) and publicity manager of the Penthouse Media Group. I got in touch with Ms. Herrera Mulligan and Ms. Speiser via MySpace (21st-century networking!). But in full disclosure I used to work with Lainie back at Gallery in another century. Dan I just met in a bar. Please read the asinine erotic poems and let me know what you think. Some are quite titillating, as they should be, and all, I hope, will bring a smirk to your face.