My Christmas List

If I had a Christmas wish list, this little marvel of technology would be on it. A phone jammer transmits a low power radio signal to cut off communications bewteen cell phones and cell phone base stations. So, when I’m standing in line waiting to order a burrito and some dude is chatting on his cell while looking at the menu and holding up the line, I activate this and vvvvt!, there goes his signal. So maybe then the line can get moving. Sitting in a cafe or on a elevated train trying to read while some lady chats loudly and at incredible length, then vvvvt!, and I can get back to my new issue of Justice Society. I know it’s mean, but I want it!