I am about to embark on a ride to New Jersey, to the familial Thanksgiving meal. Turkey! Canned cranberry sauce! Arroz con gandueles! Just like the Pilgrims. Back later, with a full report.
You might enjoy the Thanksgiving Asinine podcast from last year. I’d found a .WAV file of real turkeys’ keyuking but when I put it in GarageBand, their volume was too low. You can hear the genuine birds near the end, but most of that ridiculous gobbling you hear is mine.