Monthly Archives: November 2007

Asinine Offline

Looks like we’re experiencing more operating difficulties with AsininePoetry.com. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause; no one wants to be deprived of their Asinine fix when the urge is strong. It may be time to consider getting a … Continue reading

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My Christmas List

If I had a Christmas wish list, this little marvel of technology would be on it. A phone jammer transmits a low power radio signal to cut off communications bewteen cell phones and cell phone base stations. So, when I’m … Continue reading

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Single Guy Cookbook, Recipe 1

I had an idea to write a cookbook for Han Solos like myself. Tasty, easy-to-make, single-portion meals. To go with the ennui and the DVDs of Stargate SG-1. Of course there are a thousand of these books out already. So … Continue reading

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I Have a Turkey Grease Problem

I have a problem with turkey grease. This is why I do not dress up too nicely when I visit my mom for Thanksgiving. I am the one who carves the turkey–which I do before we bring it to the … Continue reading

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Time Traveling

I am about to embark on a ride to New Jersey, to the familial Thanksgiving meal. Turkey! Canned cranberry sauce! Arroz con gandueles! Just like the Pilgrims. Back later, with a full report. You might enjoy the Thanksgiving Asinine podcast … Continue reading

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I Like New York in Autumn

I had a very healthy weekend, no binging, but rather jogging, no cheeseburger deluxes, but rather a large amount of salads. I felt all in all like a rabbit, but in a good way. However, come Monday at lunch I … Continue reading

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A Turkey of a Podcast

This week I recorded another of our monthly podcasts at AsininePoetry.com, this one featuring Thanksgiving poems by the holiday-happy Fenway Parker and the genius Gregory Lawrence Stewart. Please give a listen. Let me know what you think. Note that we … Continue reading

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