So this is my last week at the Office of Marketing and Communications at Pace University. Here I am pictured in one of the quirkier moments with T-Bone, the school mascot. Say what you want about T-Bone, about the cocaine abuse and all the illegitimate litters, but at least he was always down for a game of dominoes. I am moving to a gig at an advertising agency. It’s a good opportunity but frankly I’m a little scared of change. Old dog, new tricks, and all that. No offense, T-Bone. I’ve gotten very comfortable at Pace. But a dirty, used futon on a creaky frame in a dimly lit sublet by the highway may eventually become comfy even though it’s filled with bed bugs and makes you itch and sweat and argue with a woman you may have an ambiguous relationship with but who you really care about. Hmm, not sure where that metaphor went. Change, I understand, is good. Arf!
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Shame on you, Richie Narvaez. Pace needs good people like you once were and no longer are now that you are leaving right as we climb the ranks of top-tier schools like an agile though heavy-pawed mascot aiming for the top of a cheerleader pyramid.
F you and keep your treats to yourself.
T “Tha” Bone
Good on ya! But, I hope you’re not making fun of my cozy living room under the BQE. Coz’ I’ll cut ya.
sometimes you gots to jump ship to see if you can swim, & etc.
sock some moulah under that fusty futon and make an oar out of the frame wood and sail away sail away sail away . . .
whom, you mean. non?
Hey Richie, don’t ask me how I found your blog (and this page) but it was nice to find this on the Web. Email me, let’s meet up for lunch one of these days.