E Quizzical

Just wanted to keep this some place so when I get it yet again in my inbox I can refer people here.
1. Any nickname? Richie (also formal name), also Rich and Chee
2. Mother’s name? Richie’s Mom
3. What is your favorite drink? Dry martini, three olives.
4. Tattoos? I have a tattoo of myself covering my entire body, only better looking.
5. Body piercing? Yes, your love through my heart.
6. How much do you love your job? What we talk about when we talk about my love for my job
7. Birthplace? Greenpoint Hospital, Brooklyn, New York
8. Favorite vacation spot? Earth
9. Ever been to Africa? In dreams.
10. Ever steal any traffic signs? Stop!
11 Ever been in a car accident? I am still a victim of the accidents I leave (very minor scrapes, ending in a warped fender and a ripped-off sideview mirror; nothing like yours)
12. How’s it going? Erratic, but interesting.
13. 4 Door? Two wheels.
14. Salad dressing? Balsamic vinaigrette
15. Fighting style? Whooping Crane/Dancing Tiger
16. Favorite number? 13
17. Favorite movie? This week: Grande Illusion
18. Favorite holiday? New Year’s Day
19. Favorite food ? French
20. Favorite day of the week? Today
21. Favorite brand of body soap? Olive oil ones that disintegrate into green goo
22. Favorite TV shows? Always: Star Trek: TOS; Lately: Stargate SG-1, Ugly Betty, House
23. Toothpaste? Is this a friendly survey or some marketing survey?
24. Favorite smell? Ocean or old book.
25. What do you do to relax? Fill out marketing surveys.
26. Message to your friends reading this? You sure are swell for readng down this far.
27. How do you see yourself in 10 years? The same way I do now–in mirrors.
28. What do you do when you are bored? Blog. Can’t you tell?
29. Farthest place you will send this message? Ceti Alpha III
30. Who will respond the fastest? The EMTs